Ghost Poopie - The kind where you feel the poopie
come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie - The kind where you poopie it out,
see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the
toilet paper.
Wet Poopie - The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwiped, so you have to put
some toilet paper between your butt and your
underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie - This happens when you're done poopieing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie - The kind were you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Lincoln Log Poopie - The kind of poopie that is so
huge, your afraid to flush without first breaking
it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Gassy Poopie - It's so noisy, everyone within
earshot is giggling.
Corn Poopie - Self explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie - The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet & fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie - That's where it hurts so badly
coming out, you'd swear it was leaving sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie - (The power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get
splashed with water.
Liquid Poopie - The kind where yellowish-brown
liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie - It smells so bad your nose burns.
Upper Class Poopie - The kind of poopie that doesn't smell.
The Suprise Poopie - You are not even at the toilet
because you are sure your about to fart, but
OOPS!- a poopie!
The Dangling Poopie - This poopie refuses to drop
into the toilet even though you know you are done
poopieing. You just pray that a shake or two will
cut it loose.