Swim & Ride

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy:

"Son, how old are you?"

"Eight", the boy replied.

The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied: "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."

Imitating

Suppose that there is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush.  By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now suppose that there is a blind man that wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses.  How should he express himself?

He opens his mouth and says, "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses."  If you got this wrong......you should not tell anyone.

Guilty Conscience

Doctor Darren had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him:

"Darren, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with a patient and you won't be the last.  And you're single. Let it go..."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality...

"Darren, you're a vet..."