Imitating

Suppose that there is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush.  By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now suppose that there is a blind man that wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses.  How should he express himself?

He opens his mouth and says, "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses."  If you got this wrong......you should not tell anyone.

Guilty Conscience

Doctor Darren had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him:

"Darren, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with a patient and you won't be the last.  And you're single. Let it go..."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality...

"Darren, you're a vet..."

A Bit Lower...

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.  "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled: 

"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a voice from far, far away:

"Hello, we're down here..."